Why hello again … it’s fancy meeting you here! LOL!! Ok, how many of you held down the couch, stuffed your face with snacks and wine and watched The Bachelorette last night?! If so, raise your MASSIVE HANDS … LOL … you would only get that joke if you actually DID watch the episode … for those that have no clue what I’m talking about … I’m currently sitting here facepalming myself … with my giant hand. LOL!! Ok … ok … I’ll stop.
I got to hand it to you (last one, I promise) … last night’s episode had me feeling alllll of the emotions!! From Rachel putting DeMario in his place (holy crap, that was awesome) to Fred’s (and MY) broken heart … to the freakin HILARIOUS fight (if you can even call it that) between Blake and Lucas. My thoughts and feelings were ALL over the map and feeling just as confused as a horse on Rodeo Drive.
I was so excited to see Ellen make an appearance last night … remember on my last Bachelorette recap how I said that EVERY guy should go through the “Husband Material” course prior to a date?? Welp. I want to take that back and say that every guy should go through the “Husband Material” course WHILE Ellen provides her commentary prior to a date. How freakin amazing would that be?!?! Not to mention … she’s REALLY good at getting them to take their shirts off!! LOL.
Or better yet, what if Ellen was on The Bachelor in Paradise strictly to just hung out the whole time and go on all of the dates … just hanging in the background offering up her thoughts on every situation! LOL!! … I need this to happen!!
Ok back to the Fred heartbreak … I REALLY truly think he was so in love with Rachel and it makes me sad that Rachel didn’t feel the same way! But, I could instantly tell she wasn’t into him based on her response when he asked if he could kiss her … she said it was awkward … and I feel like if you were really into a guy you would think that that was cute!! Am I right?? And then … they kissed … and I could barely watch it because she totally wasn’t feeling it and it showed!! GULP. Maybe they’ll meet again in 20 years and fall MADLY in love with each other?? Ok … that’s my hopeless romantic side coming out.
Then there’s Eric … I’m sorry but Eric confuses the SHIT out of me … one minute he is playful and sweet … then the next moment he just snaps and is raging on the other guys in the house. I think these situations are called “Red Flags” … in other words, GET THE F**K OUT OF THERE RACHEL AND DON’T LOOK BACK!!
On a lighter note … I think that I’m going to start taking modeling tips from Brady to put to the test during my next photo shoots … my pose will be looking super professional and serious but in my mind, I’m just pretending I’m rolling a booger. I like it.
Until next time loves …
Ps. Father’s day is right around the corner (Sunday, June 18th!) so make sure to pop by my dedicated Father’s Day Shop page for some great gift ideas … PLUS stay tuned for Thursday’s blog where I’ll be sharing my favourite gift ideas!