WHOLLLLYYYY CRAPPPPPP (sorry Ian I hope that didn’t offend you, I know you don’t like poop jokes)
I almost want to start backwards here… so I will!! Ian. IAN IANNNNNN!!!!!!! BROOooooo. Ok I am no Confucius of relationships but Ian my doll you have a LONG way to go. I mean … WTF (What . The . Fart ) I am not saying you aren’t a catch. You clearly are educated, seriously looking for love, “GOOD LOOKING”, you have made it clear that you have dodged the face of death & travelled the world. That you are a gift, and you are infact an ENIGMA (ok we can all think that about ourselves but I’m not sure we should be broadcasting that???) … and you know what … that ALL may VERY well be true. But Ian … That does not make it Kaitlyns fault for not being into you, or you not being into her. You call her surface & shallow but YOU infact kept focussing on SURFACE items for the excuse of your lack of connection … at the end of the day, NONE of the things you described about yourself really matter when it comes to finding true love. A connection, is a connection, regardless of where you have traveled, how good looking you are or how educated you are.
At the risk of sounding like a grade 3 Lifestyle course, EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT – which is why you also have not found the ‘one’, because there will be another ‘very very good looking enigma’ out there waiting for you, that you jive with. It’s not YOUR fault, (although I found your monologue very ridiculous) and it’s not Kaitlyns fault. The fact that Kaitlyn might find poop jokes funny, is light hearted and you don’t find her interesting does not mean she has no depth, it’s JUST THE WAY SHE IS, and there will be someone else out there who meshes with her perfectly. God forbid everyone be the same. I think it was really cool of you to leave Ian, and recognize you weren’t a good fit for Kaitlyn, but to bash her and say it was her fault that you didn’t connect is just wrong.
CORDIALLY, JILLIAN HARRIS
SHAWWWWWNNNNNN you keep impressing me more every episode! Laying it all out on the line to Kaitlyn like that, was SO cool. I can feel the connection between you too … but I worry about you bro!! This process is super messed up on the brain. I will tell you first hand, whether you are in the drivers seat or you are one of the ‘contestants’ you DON’T FEEL like yourself and you find yourself over thinking EVERYTING. I know the shows taping is long over I just hope you can keep focussing on THAT connection and NOTHING else, even if there are things that hurt you along the way. I hope you keep reminding yourself that regardless of the ‘connection’ and how much you love Kailtyn this really isn’t REAL LIFE … she kind of HAS to keep the other guys around and keep exploring her time with them, unfortunately until the end. IF you can make it that far, you will be mint. (crossing my fingers!!!)
Josh, you are cute, simple (in a good way) and your heart is in the right place. But remember LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS (we’ve all learned, I’m not a saint and am a motor mouth myself) but hopefully you learned from this episode… sometimes it’s best to just zip it and focus on your END intention. I felt bad for you because I saw where you were going with your conversation to Kaitlyn, but it backfired. Why? You focused on the negative, and not the positive.
Over and Out, Jillian
I don’t know why everyone has a hate on for you? I mean … listen when I hear the guys concerns, I hear them loud and clear. I would feel the SAME way. But SO FAR you have handled yourself fairly well. Yes you are a bit cocky (or confident) but I totally get it. LIFE IS SHORT … if you feel you MIGHT have a connection with someone and you are able to fly in there (albeit late to the party) to MAYBE see if she is ‘the one’ …. then why wouldn’t you? I think it would be crazier to sit at home and always wonder. Like the good ol Wayne Gretzky says … you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. You might not be the most popular guy out there but AT LEAST you are moving and shaking and exploring the possibilities. I might change my mind down the road just so you know but for now you’re fine in my books.
You’re cute and I love your fringe skirt. That is it. xoxox
XO JILLY BABE (aka the bachelorette granny)